The little one bought his red nose 2 weeks ago. It has been hanging round the house since then. Getting in my way. Today - Red Nose Day - he put it on for school. That was at 8:24am, just before he put his coat on. By 8:27am he had lost it. Seriously. It was completely GONE. Missing. Nowhere to be seen. We looked EVERYWHERE.
Well clearly not everywhere. We didn't look in his bed. Because why would we? Who on earth would put it there?!