I love swimming. Really. I do. When I win the lottery a house with a swimming pool will be top of my list. I will swim every morning. On my own. With a waterproof iPod.
However, I hate swimming in mucky public swimming pools filled with cold water and other people's over-excited splashy kids. Can't stand it. Do my very best to avoid it. Could put it off no longer today. The little people nagged me senseless to take them to Calypso Cove in Barnsley.
It was full of cold water, fat men with tattoos and splashy kids. But the little people loved it. So that's all that matters.