We leave the house at 8.20 every morning. For some unknown reason this morning I was ready at 8.15 so I decided to quickly set the washing machine going. Unfortunately, whoever put the fabric conditioner away last didn't put the lid on properly. (Ok it was me. It must have been me. I'm the only person in the house who knows what it is.) The (massive and very full) bottle fell to the floor and I was left holding the lid. Fabric conditioner splattered everywhere. I was soaked from head to toe. I had exactly 40 seconds to completely change my clothes, shoes and coat.
That'll teach me not to be so early in future!