The big one's friends came round today. They are twins. Ros and Ella.
They are 2 weeks older than the big one and started nursery at the same time. They have been friends ever since. As luck would have it they are also super clever and got into the same grammar school as JodiePie. So they can stay friends for ever. I still don't know which one is which. I just call them both Rosanella.
They don't seem to mind.