The little man's sports day was meant to be today.
It was cancelled.
Right at the last minute.
Not because it was chucking it down 'cos amazingly it did not rain today. It was cancelled because the Head is a health and safety nut who was scared that the floor was a bit slippy after all the recent downpours and she didn't want to get sued when some kid fell over and broke a limb.
All the mums who had booked the day off work to attend the event stormed round to her office to moan and shout.
I just went quietly home. I hate sports day. I was glad it was cancelled.