Saturday, 26 October 2019

crap weather

My car pinged today when I started it. It was the warning ping to alert me that it's 3 degrees outside! 3 bloody degrees! And pissing it down. There was no ping for the rain. I didn't need one. I was soaking bloody wet walking the 4 steps from my front door.
To cheer myself up I booked a little trip to the Algarve. Not till February. (When it won't be that warm obvs) But the thought of it will keep me going through January. Have I mentioned I hate January?

Tuesday, 15 October 2019

snail mail

Well she might be studying Latin and learning all there is to know about Ancient Greece at university...but it was little old me who taught the eldest how to buy a stamp and post a letter yesterday. Winning at life.

Friday, 11 October 2019

fat birds

Fat birds.
In a pattern.

Thursday, 10 October 2019

fly away

To hibernate or fly away. That is the question. Sadly the answer is neither. Too much to do mate.

Wednesday, 9 October 2019


It was dark when the alarm went off this morning. 

Sunday, 6 October 2019

weekend end

Weekends aren't long enough.
That is all.

Wednesday, 2 October 2019

september 19

So this was September... surprisingly mucho considering I don't feel like I've had much time for personal work of late...

Tuesday, 1 October 2019


In other little night owl flew the nest and went to live in Newcastle to start uni....I have many amusing tales already which I will share when I get a minute.
And we got new Loaf sofas which I bloody love. The eldest thinks we waited till she left on purpose, but there is absolutely no truth in that rumour....none at all...

NOT halloween

I realise that it's now October... but I drew this in September, I just didn't have a minute to ask my question....What's with all the people banging on about Halloween in bloody September???
I don't get it? Halloween is one day. Right at the end of the month. It's not even that exciting. A bit of trick or treat and some pumpkins? Woo!
Surely people have more interesting things to think about in their lives a full 5 weeks before it arrives?
And do not even get me started about the fecking idiots who are already twitting on about Christmas! GET A LIFE!!!

I feel better for that.
As you were x