september

Look, I know I sound bloody old and boring saying this, but....how the hellie can it be September already? Where has this year gone?!! 

Barney

This is the barn owl who lives over the back moor. He's usually spotted at dusk so we don't see him in summer. But dusk is creeping ever earlier so we might spot him again soon.

I mean he's a lovely sight.

But I'd prefer to keep the 10pm daylight ta.

not ready for autumn yet thanks....

Look, whoever switched the weather onto it's autumn setting, could you please switch it back to summer. It's not time yet. Stop being annoying!

 

august birthday

Our little monkey had a birthday yesterday. And horror of horrors he had to work!

The kid who was always on some exotic foreign holiday on his birthday, or in recent times had the bank holiday to shield him, had to actually do a full day's work!

I mean, he made it to 22 before he could no longer blag a free day off.... but still....poor Alf! 

big cats pattern

 

big cats

Drew a face and couldn't decide what it should be...

busy little bee

Well August has been flipping busy so far. Busy with work and busy with play. 

Not so busy with personal work cos I haven't had a minute....

race day

We're off to the horsey races tomorrow.

I'm not that fussed about horses. Or racing. But I'm excited to see everyone. Especially Tina and Kevin from the Isle of Man cos we don't see them nearly enough. And I'm looking forward to wearing the fancy frock and eating the nice food and drinking all the drinks.

I'll just ignore the horsey part.

happy days

I love summer I do. Especially this one. Best weather ever!

new colour palette...

A delayed start this month... I've been at Harrogate Fashion week daaahling.

Hello August....

newsletter out today

The usual ramblings.... plus a few pictures... available on substack now... in case you can't get enough of me talking shit...

designed an entire spring summer range...

I don't work so much for babywear companies anymore. But once a babywear designer always a babywear designer...

this is Hilda...

 ...she's a crab.

this is Gordon...

...he is a seagull.

 

balloon story

I was walking through the carpark in our local retail park yesterday when suddenly this bloke flew by me at a million miles an hour. I looked up to see that he was chasing a helium balloon that had escaped. His fingers were about 3mm away from the string when a sudden gust of wind sent it rocketing into space. 

I was waiting to get eye contact with this bloke so that I could express my deepest sympathy. We've all been there.

But he didn't look at me. He just bent over double and screeched from the top of his lungs, "FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!"

So that was nice.

He'll pay the extra £1.50 for a weight next time I imagine.