parrot

Conversation over breakfast....."Do you know that Charlotte Jackson's Uncle's parrot swears?"

No actually, I didn't even know Charlotte Jackson's uncle had a parrot. In fact I didn't know that Charlotte Jackson even had an uncle...


Loving the way I say "over breakfast" like we sit there all together round the table eating bacon and croissants and sipping orange juice as a family every morning....when in reality it was the kids eating toast whilst I frantically tried to make their packed lunches, nagging them to hurry up 'cos we're gonna be late.