showtime

The little one is in the school drama club. This suits me 'cos it's on a Tuesday after school. And Tuesday is swimming day. And they never get back on time from swimming so you have to stand outside for ages in the freezing cold waiting for the bus driver to get his foot down so you can take them home. 
Anyway it's their show tonight. He's only got one line. He's not impressed. We're going to watch him. The big one is getting dropped off from her school so she can join us. She's not impressed either. She doesn't want to see him perform his one liner. She'd rather go home and mooch about on her phone all night. For a change...