So this week I spent a day and a night in a spa, I had my nails done, I had my eyebrows done and I sat for 3 hours at the hairdressers to go a bit blonder than I was last week. All in the same flipping week. Anyone would think I didn't have any work to do. Like I'm some sort of Beverley Hills Housewife or something. And you might think, after all that pampering, that I now look like some super amazing gorgeous thing. But sadly it was all just essential maintenance work. Necessary as I approach old age. Great.