Tuesday 18 December 2018

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Eighteen Christmas crackers.
To anyone not in the UK who is wondering what the chuff a Christmas cracker is:
It's a thing that you pull with a friend over Christmas dinner. It breaks in half and spits out a load of tat, including a paper hat and a shit joke. The more they cost, the better quality the tat... but the joke's still a bit shit.
You're welcome.


2 comments:

  1. As a Brit living in the US it is really hard to explain crackers. And why we sat around in hats made of tissue paper that always tears.

    I like your explanation, but you might habe to also explain 'chuff' and 'tat' ;)

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  2. Ha ha...I put this on instagram and had to explain chuff and tat on there 😂xx

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