Saturday, 2 March 2019

teenagers 🙄

The eldest teenager likes to get home from her 6th form, open all the cupboards and search through the fridge, then make something to eat. She then spends an hour eating whatever she's made whilst staring at her phone. Then she has a bit of a lie down. Stares at her phone a bit more. Has a snack. And stares at her phone some more. At approximately 10pm she suddenly remembers she was meant to do 3 hours work. She gets her computer out and gets going on some important essay. Due tomorrow. We go to bed and fail to sleep due to the banging about and general wide-awakeness from the next room. At 1am I go mental with her and tell her to go to bloody sleep. The following morning she presses snooze a zillion times before dragging her arse out of bed at the very last minute and applying her makeup in the car. She then repeats the above. Every day.
The youngest teenager is showing signs of following in her footsteps. Without the cooking. Cos he can't be bothered with that.
Oh joy of joys.

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