Strange that kids aren't allowed to play conkers anymore in case someone suffers a serious mishap. But they are allowed to wave a lit candle about in a 300 year old church. Clearly the health and safety bods don't go to church to witness such a dangerous activity!
Strangely....it was the Vicar who burnt our local church down...ooops...stray tea light !!! He's not allowed near matches now !
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