dodgy boiler
The boiler, which has quite frankly always been rubbish, is now knackered. No hot water this morning. No heat. No nothing. Just a whirring noise like it's pretending to work. And a green flashing light like there's nothing whatsoever wrong with it. But it's lying. It's not doing it's job properly. It's NEVER done it's job properly. It's always been lazy. Bunking off every so often. Phoning in sick all the time. Needing a bit of a fuss before it'll work again. Then deciding it can't be arsed after all.
Well Dodgy Boiler, your days are numbered. Peter the Heater is coming this aft to size us up for a new model. And British Gas are coming on Thursday to try and charge us double for the same thing only on some easy payment plan to suit our financial requirements.
Meanwhile I'm wearing every piece of clothing I own and working really fast to keep warm.
You need my hubby to fix it for you! Last week was a bit like that for me...fish tank broke, hoover broke and telephone broke too....it was like some electrical gremlins stopped at our house!! Stay warm Mrs!!! x
ReplyDeleteOoh I feel your pain! We had our boiler break in our uni house during a snowstorm (a few years back now!) But I remember wearing a hat and gloves in bed...lets hope you get it all fixed and working again sooon!x
ReplyDeleteYour boiler must be related to my boiler....mines on a " maybe I will ....maybe I wont " sort of attitude at the minute....its just waiting to throw in the towel on Xmas eve !! Keep warm honey...god bless the Peter the heater's of this world ! xx
ReplyDeleteYes, ours is broken too. Useless thing. xx
ReplyDeleteboo to broken boiler yay to fabby illustrations!! ace colour palettes!! x
ReplyDeleteBoiler schmoiler - what a pain - mine is also a bit dodgy. I keep doing that "please work just til Winter is over thing" so fingers xd it will keep going. Today was the car MOT.... I will NEVER be able to afford botox!
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