Monday, 9 May 2016

hello sunshine

Woohoo! Sunshine! In Yorkshire! In May! Get in!
It even got to 24 degrees yesterday! Amazing!!!
I love love love it.
Just one bad thing...the fair people of Yorkshire don't appear to know how to dress appropriately for such weather. I have seen far too much naked white/pink flesh this weekend. Seriously chaps, get a base tan in your garden before you subject the general population to your puny white torso/hairy pink beer belly. It's not big and it's not clever to walk down the main road in just a pair of flimsy shorts and last year's flip flops. The fashion police have been informed.

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