Friday 1 May 2020

hey we're going to Ibiza

Lockdown Day 39

I was meant to fly to Ibiza this morning with my friends.

I'm not in Ibiza.
I'm in Yorkshire.
It's 7 degrees.

But I bought 9 x Passion Star Martinis from M&S.
In tins.
I've drunk 3 of them and I'm hammered!

So who needs Ibiza?

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